You Heard It Here First

*On my phone, I keep a list of random phrases and funny things I hear that would make excellent band names. Here’s the entire list to date. If you would like to borrow one for your Swedish psychedelic folk hip-hop group, remember me in your liner notes.*

• Bust Gussets*
• A Paucity of Crab
• The Philatelist and the Numismatist**
• Terrible McMansions
• Unwieldy Toddler*
• Parliament of Owls***
• Discount Combo Problem
• Schroedinger’s Form***
• Good Gut Bugs
• Bed of Blood
• Swedish Swimming
• Go Dutch or Go Home
• Plato’s Stepchildren***
• Hieronymous Cock
• Beloved 2700 Randos
• Linseed Oil
• Dendrophiliac Gardeners***
• Distracted Knitting
• Cold Pressed Before Juice
• Jar of Spit
• White Leather
• Golden Hour
• Compostable Pods**
• Somewhere in Bavaria
• Constable Jones***
• Fun Taxation Activity
• Unnecessary Angst
• Mississippi Bachelorette
• Naked Tables
• Harebrained Ideas
• The Acetones
• Happy About Hedgehog**
• Cock and Fire
• Noodle Shortage
• Social Media Suffragettes*
• Typical Clickers
• Victory for Upfish**
• Naked Pillows
• Fruit for the Road
• Purple Potatoes and Cheese
• Golden Dinosaurs
• Double Discount
• Street Encounters with Ted Nugent***
• Ai Weiwei Rodeo
• Angel Phonograph
• Bluegrass Punks
• Angry Elk
• Wildlife Toile
• Tundra Morning
• Indistinct Conversation
• Platonic Ideal
• Small Quibbles
• Tea Bag Repository
• Hipster Austenite*
• Neville Likes The Hookers**
• The Friendly Goblins**
• Phrenology

*I would like this on a t-shirt.

**Also possible titles for Harry Potter Fan Fiction.

***Might already be in a Monty Python sketch.